
Hello to all today:
I awoke this morning to someone calling out all the nicknames I have had since childhood!
Nicole!
Nik!
Niko!
Princess!
Freckle Face!
Tea Cup!
Braces!
"Okay, Okay, I'm up!" I scream to stop all the memories from teenage anguish! "Who are you, and what do you want?"
"I'm hungry...and I've been asleep for too long, and I want to come out and play, but I'm scared!" The voice replied.
"Okay, one thing at a time!" I say. "Who are you?" See I started to think I was going crazy, I know that hearing voices is never a good sign.
"You are not going crazy, Nik." The voice replied, listening to my thoughts he has been! "I'm the ninety percent of the brain you don't use! And I want to come out and play, but I feel fat."
"You feel fat? That's crazy!" I exclaim.
"Well everyone's brain is only ten percent and I am ninety percent. If I come out they will make fun of me and call me fatso!"
I say, "Well, we'll name you Tiny. Even though you're bigger than them Tiny will be a good name, and no one will mess with you."
"But, Nik, Tiny doesn't fit my personality!"
"Yes, I understand that you would enjoy a name like Alexander or Michelangelo, or perhaps Leonardo or Zeus is more your style, but there is a tiny in ninety! You see I think it fits you perfectly."
"Okay Tiny it is then. Wow, when did I become so easily influenced?"
"So, Tiny what do you want?"
"Well, you have been asking questions lately, and little by little I have been awakening. Now, I want to play and question with you. I think it will be so much more fun than sitting here with no info streaming through me like that little guy you use all the time. What do you call him Nik?"
"Well I call him Me, Tiny. And please don't hurt his feelings...I've been with him a long time and he's been good to me."
"Well..Me's dendrites are on my side of the brain."
Then I hear Me say, "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you!"
Wow...I think this can't be happening to me today. I have to study for my German test today...Then they both scream "It's happening"
So off to the bathroom I go to shower and brush my teeth of course. I look in the mirror and Me says "Boy, you're looking good today, Nik. I love the tan girlfriend, and those highlights are off the hook!" Then Tiny replies, "Looks do not matter, Nik! Beauty is on the inside, and you seem a little dark in here!"
Time for a tylenol I think, and take I take four!
"Hey I'm hungry remember" Tiny says
"Okay what is for breakfast?" I ask
"Pizza!" Me screams over and over.
"Pizza? That is not going to cut it. This is my first meal. I would like sardines, a piece of garlic and some red wine please." Tiny replies strongly.
"Okay! Me dendrite the hell out of Tiny there is no way I'm eating that shit this early in the morning, no matter how smart I will become." I say as I make pizza.
So that's my day so far. No more Tiny and I must say that pizza was delish!
Thanks for stopping by:
Nik